Fuck physics in the face.


People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

(Source: itsjeremiah, via thats-so-meme)

(Source: pat-attack, via falling-faster)

cranberrysoup:

Bold and Brash, a true masterpiece by Squidward Tentacles

cranberrysoup:

Bold and Brash, a true masterpiece by Squidward Tentacles

(via mygoatwinks)

I cannot stand rude people who think they’re right.

I was cleaning out my locker. There were no trashcans in sight. I walk to the trashcan in the front of the hallway and threw away a binder. I go to throw away the second binder when some dick janitor tells me, with a thick attitude, “You do realize that there are certain barrels in each hallway specifically for cleaning out your locker”. So in the nicest way I apologize and then tell him that I didn’t see any. He responds, “no, you’re just a lazy teenager who didn’t feel like walking to the trashcan.” seriously? No, I’m not lazy. I bet some people didn’t even clean out their lockers like I did. I was doing him a favor by cleaning out my locker. I couldve just left my shit there. Not only that, but when I did find the trashcan he was talking about, It was freaking closer to my locker than the other one. Fuck you, guy.

And when I was dropping my cousin off, some dick decides to block the road I need to turn on. I didn’t have room to go past him but he clearly had room to go around me. He was just sitting there waiting like I was supposed to move when obviously I couldn’t. He finally moved and as he goes passed me, he motions with his hands that I shouldve moved. Bitch, how am I supposed to move when you’re blocking the road? Just, no.

Some people just don’t need to inhabit the earth. Kill yourselves.

stillkeepitrealwithmynerdiness:

LOL!
jenevalynn:

I died

jenevalynn:

I died

(Source: danbro47)