Fuck physics in the face.
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
(Source: itsjeremiah, via thats-so-meme)
(Source: pat-attack, via falling-faster)
(via too-broken-to-be-fixed)
I cannot stand rude people who think they’re right.
I was cleaning out my locker. There were no trashcans in sight. I walk to the trashcan in the front of the hallway and threw away a binder. I go to throw away the second binder when some dick janitor tells me, with a thick attitude, “You do realize that there are certain barrels in each hallway specifically for cleaning out your locker”. So in the nicest way I apologize and then tell him that I didn’t see any. He responds, “no, you’re just a lazy teenager who didn’t feel like walking to the trashcan.” seriously? No, I’m not lazy. I bet some people didn’t even clean out their lockers like I did. I was doing him a favor by cleaning out my locker. I couldve just left my shit there. Not only that, but when I did find the trashcan he was talking about, It was freaking closer to my locker than the other one. Fuck you, guy.
And when I was dropping my cousin off, some dick decides to block the road I need to turn on. I didn’t have room to go past him but he clearly had room to go around me. He was just sitting there waiting like I was supposed to move when obviously I couldn’t. He finally moved and as he goes passed me, he motions with his hands that I shouldve moved. Bitch, how am I supposed to move when you’re blocking the road? Just, no.
Some people just don’t need to inhabit the earth. Kill yourselves.
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via falling-faster)


